I Hope Your Penis Shrivels Up

The funniest, maddest, sexiest, rudest, wildest set of agony column questions and answers ever published. Widely praised by reviewers and readers for the wisdom and fairness of the advice - as well as the humour. The first of the `Penis' series. Vernon Coleman was for over a decade the best read agony uncle in the world.

Bliss! A whole book of sex problems...better and far funnier than the usual earnest piety. Rather compulsive reading.

The Guardian

Puncturing myths and is unafraid to shock. Very funny.

The Observer

A chortling good read.

For Women

It's a good read. Very funny and packed with interesting and useful advice.

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