I’m delighted to report that Dr Colin Barron has brought back Frankenstein’s monster for our entertainment.
Watch his new video and learn about the popularity of the Triple Locust Burger (with extra crickets) which is a favourite delicacy in Scotland.
And discover how you can keep warm whatever the weather with a new-fangled heat pump. They cost only £300,000,000, and Colin reports that you can save 25 pence a year on your heating bills. (I think he’s exaggerating.)
You’ll also learn why Frankenstein’s monster is heart-broken that Scottish heart throb Nicola Sturgeon is resigning as the Queen of Scotland.
Oh, and you’ll find out why the monster has opted to take advantage of Scotland’s transgender laws.
You can watch Colin’s new video on Rumble.com at Frankenstein Created Woman.
But watch from bed so that you can pull the sheets over your heard if it gets too scary.